Tuesday, October 6, 2009

ffolkes (North Sea Hijack)


There is a reason the sites on my blog roll are so cool. They always provide me with the best images, the most entertaining posts and the most awesome movie recommendations. I can't remember who put me onto this movie but it was a good choice even though the title is THE WORST in movie history. Usually I look at Roger Moore in movies, especially BOND pictures and I give him a pass. However, like his role in 'The Wild Geese', his portrayal of Ffolkes is one of his best. He plays a wealthy Brit who trains a private mercenary army for 'emergencies' that may come up. He drinks entirely too much, does needlepoint, hates women but loves his kitties. He is also a 'know it all' with no respect for authority or those who he considers beneath him. He expects to be listened to and for his orders to be carried out precisely the way he gives them. Just the kind of arrogant asshat Moore plays so well. The poster also is extremely stupid and in NO scene do women drip themselves off him. Fricken' marketing department.


When Tony Perkins (Psycho) and his gang take over an oil rig supply ship, Ffolkes is called in to save not only the crew but the two oil platforms that the bad guys have rigged with mines. They give the government 24 hours to pay 25 million in ransom (hey this was 1980) or they will detonate the mines. Its up to Ffolkes and his brilliant mind to come up with a plan. James Mason as the Navy Admiral has to just ply along as much as he hates not being in charge.


Tony Perkins overacts as usual and the music tends to overdo it at times but I was with this one for the duration. The final resolution takes surprisingly little time out of the picture since most of the film is spent showing how Ffolkes maneuvers everything into position so that he can save the day. It helps that Perkins and gang are not really the most brilliant villains ever to conceive of a scheme like this though he does catch on to some of the ways both the crew and Ffolkes try to throw him off his game. After I viewed it I couldn't help but wonder how Bruce Willis would do the remake since 'Die Hard' on an oil rig seems the next logical step. The ending was my favorite part and those of you who read this blog regularly will easily figure out why.

8 comments:

erin said...

I'll have to check it out, I wonder if it's on Netflix!?

Wings1295 said...

This is the second bizarrely-cool flick I have read about today that is old and I have never heard of! What the floop? Were new writers hired during the night? Was my script revamped???

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

What was the other one?

Wings1295 said...

Alone in the Dark, from 1982. The synopsis:

Dr. Bain (Donald Pleasence) precariously presides over an eerie asylum that houses its fair share of eccentrics and dangerous figures, including the murderous Frank Hawkes (Jack Palance) and the holier-than-thou Preacher (Martin Landau). Not even the arrival of a kindly doctor (Dwight Schultz) on the scene can keep everyone in check. And when the lights go out mysteriously all over town, mayhem rules.

HOW COOL DOES THAT SOUND?

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

OMG OMG..going to download now.

FilmFather said...

Cal, any chance it was me who turned you on to this movie? I reviewed it over the summer:

http://filmfather.blogspot.com/2009/07/ffolkes-1980.html

Glad to hear you liked it; it's been a long-standing favorite of mine.

Booksteve said...

This movie totally flopped on release because at the time Moore was Bond...period. He would not really be given the chance to be anything else and here he goes out of his way NOT to be Bond. He's wonderful! A great flick!

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Yeh FILM FATHER it was you that led me to this movie. Thanks for reviewing it. I was pleasantly suprised.