Pizza Hang Out

What kind of crazy ass world are we living in when a man can't receive pizza delivery because he doesn't wear pants? Is this the 'Jim Crow' south or Nazi Germany? Our forefathers fought and died for our right to let it ALL swing free baby. When will the pizza delivery boys realize that. Its not the first time they have been shocked when met at the door. Oh sure, its okay to spend an extra twenty minutes with Mrs Neusbalm in 5b who didn't have enough money to pay for the pizza but because I, I mean, someone else, needs to air out certain parts of their anatomy (leather chairs get all hot!) I am banned? I hate everything.

"PORTSMOUTH — A female pizza delivery worker got more than she bargained for on multiple occasions when she went to deliver food and was met at the door by a man wearing no pants. Portsmouth Police Lt. Rodney McQuate said the woman delivering the pizza notified police of the man's actions after it took place four different times. "She would go to the address and the guy comes to the door wearing no pants," McQuate said. The lieutenant said the man would be completely naked from the waist down. McQuate said the pizza delivery woman called police in an effort to let them know what was going on, but didn't wish to press charges. He said an officer was sent out to speak to the man and let him know how "inappropriate" his behavior was. "We went and talked to the guy and they aren't getting any more pizza delivered there," McQuate said."