I had forgotten how much fun and deliciously evil 'eviction night; is on Big Brother UK. I need me a mess of fellow fans to drink with and get catty with around the screen because hating on the contestants is one of the best things about watching this show.
You have seen all the bad behavior and bad blood. You know who everyone inside hates and its fun to see how much the people outside hate because they are the one's doing the evictions with their telephone votes.
The ones who get the boot early just revealed their nasty personalities right off and couldn't fake being nice or interesting people. Most of the time this revelation comes as a complete shock to them. In their real lives their looks tend to carry them far and make getting what they want easier. Its one of the few places that being pretty on the outside but not on the inside gets revealed right quick.
For a troll like I am, that realization is as sweet to me as rare wine and should teach us all that the 'never judging a book by it's cover' quote is some of the truest wisdom you will ever need for success in life.
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.