It appears that the Cephalopod Menace have chosen their new human thrall to act as their Queen on Earth. I have dealt with this bitch before. She has had more reincarnations than Dr Who.
Is it a coincidence that they release this photo the same weekend that the new Selena Gomez music video premiers? I think not. There are no such thing as a 'coincidence'.
Time to tighten security and put everyone on Alert Status 2 just in case they try to pull some shit thinking I am distracted.
Big Daddy ain't nothing if he is not a multitasker. Remember what happen to you tentacled bitches when the last 'Resident Evil' movie came out? You thought I had taken my eye off the ball then didn't you? Remember how that worked out for you? I don't see you mentioning that little invasion 'event' in your brochures, now do I?
That's right - because you got your ass handed to you that day. Try and fuck with me this weekend and you will get more of the same. I will only warn you ONCE.
(ha - the word 'cephalopod' is not even in the spellcheck - even the dictionary doesn't want to recognize you)
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.