Oh that poor Lindsay. Finally she got ninety days in the jug for all her bad behavior. How many chances did she think she would get above the 100 or so she had already gotten from the law? So now she will be someone's bitch if they don't put her in protective custody and allow her smokes and cheeseburgers. She needed Charlie Sheen's lawyer. He isn't ever going to serve time because they couldn't come to an 'agreement' on his punishment for trying to kill his wife. Fuck Hollywood. Gotta love it. Lindsay will be the only one to come out of prison looking better than when she went in. What I am saying is girl is looking ROUGH these days. Never good for someone in their EARLY TWENTIES! GAH!
And in other asshat celebrity news - it appears that Kate Moss drives around in this London Cab. How better to spit on the little people than by driving by them and making them think you are the cab in service that will save them from having to stand out on the curb in the rain. You can slow as you approach them then roar away laughing while reminding them why you are so much better than they are. Fuck You Kate Moss.
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.