Tuesday, July 6, 2010

What Is NEXT?


OMG America. How much have your asshats pissed off the gods? First the oil spill and now I hear that California has BUBONIC PLAGUE. The BLACK DEATH? Are you FREAKIN' KIDDING ME? Sure it is suppose to be one little squirrel but those rodents get around. It's time to just burn it, then bomb it, then pave it. If I seem indifferent to your plight please know that I am not. I am just stunned.

15 comments:

M. D. Jackson said...

What do you expect from a state that made Arnold Schwarzenneggar its leader? I mean, have you SEEN any of his movies? Death, destruction, explosions follow the guy wherever he goes!

What were they thinking?

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Yeh but usually he was on OUR side against other evils. This is PLAGUE brother...PLAGUE!!!!!! You can't just shoot plague. You breath and you are dead. I am never going out of my cave again.

Banquo's Ghost said...

I don't know about the nuking and paving. Let us see how that works in the Gulf first. Then...

Katie said...

Speaking as a former citizen of that curséd state I completely understand your fears. As someone very recently put it, "there are just too many ways to die in California."

But seriously, its not like we can't treat it, stuck with only a few choruses of Ring Around the Rosie to save us from the reaper.

Cheeseboy said...

I thought all Californians had already died from the Bird Flu or the Swine Flu, or both.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I know Katie...that is what I was thinking. You can't really get much worse than plague. Well maybe Ebola but that is a judgement call. GAH. PLAGUE. WOW.

Budd said...

oh, I have been immunized against that.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Figures. You are just so set on surviving the coming apocalypse aren't you Budd? Not to survive it but to lord it over the rest of us who didn't keep up with our jungle vaccinations.

TS Hendrik said...

Bosh, people die of the plague every year.

Megan said...

I don't notice anyone in my social circle exhibiting any unsightly swellings.

Although a mosquito did buzz in my ear last night...

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

oh hell Megan...you don't have plague. You have the dreaded LURGY!!!! When we were kids we would convince people to let the mosquito bite them till it was full and then fly away. That huge bump that would result would be called the LURGY.

oh and TS...sure people die of plague every year. They just don't die of it in the civilized world. GAH!

Andrea said...

NO WAY!! Are you kidding - I really have been out of touch with reality lately (OK - maybe not just lately but you know). Anyway - I had not heard this - how much time do I have, Cal, before this thing hovers over to the South! Of course, we're notorious for killing everything - especially squirrels - send him over - he won't last long here! And I'm sure some Bubba somewhere has a cure here for it. But like you said - the PLAUGE! I think I'm gonna move - to a different country. Let me know my time frame on this thing!

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Well at the speed of travel I suspect it won't be long for this to spread out of California...unless of course we put a wall around the whole state and turn it into 'Escape From L.A.'

Pat Tillett said...

bubonic plague cases pop up every year, everywhere...even in the your neck of the woods.

If everybody here who says they didn't vote for Arnold, actually didn't, the idiot wouldn't have been elected in the first place.

DrGoat said...

Well Cal, I think we could use some of that there plague here in Arizona. But we need to somehow keep it confined to the Ariz. legislature. (ie, the ignoble republicans)