Sunday, July 11, 2010

Now I Can Share BB US With Those Who Watch It


First BB UK, how great was it to see handicapped war veteran Steve give the business to pompous Ben when Ben started to talk about politics, particularly politics of the 1930s. The minute that twit started going on about how we should have negotiated more with Hitler he was done for.

I have never seen Steve get upset about anything in that house so you know, Ben, with his oh so posh way of looking down on everyone, finally rattled the bear's cage. Fuck Ben. He does nothing. Won't chip in to wash dishes and then moans and cries about everyone 'picking on him' for being a lazy git. He gots to go next.


Now the new USA BB has started and if you have seen the two nation's versions they are like night and day. The US has all beautiful people and have introduced a 'saboteur' that is there to mess with everyone's game. If that person can go five weeks without being found out they get fifty thousand dollars. If they get caught being sneaky, they get nothing. That is so American.

Just so everyone knows what a genius I am, I am declaring now that the Deputy Sherrif Kathy is the 'saboteur'. She tanked the competition by staying stuck in the caramel (you had to have seen it) and she turned on the pretty blonde Britney and then put tape over her own picture to make it look like she too was a target. Such a weak case of misdirection that would be laughed out of a Batman comic. It's so police thinking so she is the one there to muck things up for the US housemates.

All they do is plot and scheme and all they talk about is who this person is. It is designed to put everyone instantly against each other. To divide them into little groups. They don't trust that those groups will form naturally without such artificial pushing.

The US also have an HOH (head of household) who gets treated better than everyone else. Only the HOH can nominate people so like a celebrity you basically have to kiss their ass if you don't want to be nominated.

In the British BB, everyone is equal and they each have two votes per nomination cycle. The ones who get the most nominations face the public vote.

It is interesting how the little differences change the games. I enjoy both for what they are.

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