Sunday, July 11, 2010

Now This Guy


Looks like he has fought the endless battle against the octopus for a good number of years. It may have taken something out of him but he's got that great old man of the sea look. Don't judge me bitches. Yeh, that's the picture for the book jacket.

1. First thing you wash in the shower?

meat and two veg

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?

forest green

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

no, bitch was craaaazy

4. Do you plan outfits?

no I have my butler lay my things out for me

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?

kinda good. my change in diet has really been a positive thing

6. What's the closest thing to you that's red?

my beating heart

7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?

this will sound weird but I dreamt I had a great train set that was stolen by the Nazis for propaganda purposes - i then escaped their castle prison and could only take the caboose with me.

8. Did you meet anybody new today?

no

9. What are you craving right now?

marshmallows

10. Do you floss?

but of course - i am not an animal.

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?

my baba's cabbage rolls

12. Are you emotional?

like a passionate toddler

13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?

yes and I still didn't fall asleep

14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?

both

15. Do you like your hair?

i like that I have a beautiful skull for shaving

16. Do you like yourself?

yeh, maybe that is the problem

17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?

not even on a dare - i loath stupid people

18. What are you listening to right now?

talk radio

19. Are your parents strict?

they were not growing up

20. Would you go sky diving?

i have, twice

21. Do you like cottage cheese?

i once went out in minus 60 degree weather just to get some to have with my salad - what do you think

22. Have you ever met a celebrity?

at the world scout jamboree in 1977 on P.E.I. (I was 12) Prince Charles visited all the foreign scout camps and a few Canadian ones - we came from West Germany so he thought we were not Canadian but Germans - we had just burned the shit out of some jiffy pop and were laughing our asses off because we could only save ten kernels - he came up to us and asked us what was so funny - we didn't know who he was and we could barely get out the words because we were laughing so much - he laughed too and stayed with us and showed us how to bowl and crack the lobsters he had brought with him - well his aides did the cooking while he listened to our stories and told some of his own - he was dressed like Baden Powell - only years later did I realize who he was - our adult leaders were at a big meeting at the time and missed the whole event

quiz from Jaquandor

17 comments:

Powdered Toast Man said...

If you are craving marshmallows you should head over to Just the Cheese, I posted something about the sticky treats.

Prince Charles gave my cousin an STD.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Mine too, the man was incoridgable.

M. D. Jackson said...

Yes, you do have that Hemingway vibe about you.

Great story about Prince Charlie. That is the coolest.

The Invisible Seductress said...

Mmmmmm Marshmallows. Ice Cream and cabbage rolls..Now my day will be full of unfulfilled food cravings..

DrGoat said...

Yep, Hemingway. Or every third science fiction writer. That's a compliment, by the way.

DEZMOND said...

well, if we would dress you up in a 19th century Victorian suit, and put a bowler hat on you, you would really look like a man who has a butler :)

Wandering Coyote said...

"Like a passionate toddler" - LOL! Great line!

MC said...

That is an EPIC beard. I bow to the master.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Thank you MC, it IS an epic beard. I have treated it lovingly for six months. It helps me blend in when I time travel but I have said too much already.

Pat Tillett said...

I'm sending this with the most positive vibes. In that photo you look like Donald Sutherland from "Kelly's Heroes."
Take this as the compliment it is meant to be...Don't go laying no negative vibes on me! you know...
If you don't know the movie (I'm sure you do) check it out. If you put on one of those leather tank helmet thingies...

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

HEY..that is so cool to say that Pat and you are right. I do look scruffy and WW2 tank driving hippie-like. Yeh, its a good look.

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

I give you an A+ on the quiz, for your cottage cheese mission alone.
xoRobyn

Megan said...

Cabbage = Dolmeh. None of those grape leaves for us.

I want to pull your beard. Do you allow that?

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Well it IS cottage cheese. Some things you just don't compromise with.

DrGoat said...

Cal, when you said WWII tank drivin' hippie type, I instantly thought of Oddball from Kelly's Heroes. You are in good company.

Andrea said...

Ahoy there, Captain Ahab! (sorry - went along with my latest venture)

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Pull whatever you want today Megan.

OMG Andrea, I am my OWN WHITE WHALE - now THAT is weird.