Friday, September 17, 2010

This Is Genius


I already have the three part book and movie story in my head. Giraffes can naturally travel through time, you all know that right? Sometimes when they meet the right type of intelligent child they have a habit of running off through history, dragging that child along with them all 'willy nilly'.

They don't mean to mess with the time stream but they can't help themselves. They don't sleep but a few hours a day and that makes them loopy and poor decision makers. It's not evil intent but more like irresponsible partying behavior. This is also why we don't let them drive or operate heavy machinery.

1 comment:

M. D. Jackson said...

Giraffes can naturally travel through time? Giraffes can naturally travel through time?


Duh. I thought everyone knew that.