I will meet a great, smart, funny and beautiful woman - like most of the ones I already know - but these will be the rings she chooses to celebrate our wedding and she will make the wearing of these a deal breaker - DAMN YOU LEGO.
See and that is how they getcha. For those times when your wife is embarassed by your behavior in the mall and want's to prove that you are not together.
Oh Kal when will you learn to love the lego? Yes when we were kids we just had the blocks to play with. No fancy computerized malarky for us. But as adults why can't we build adult projects? Lego isn't just for kids and it's not to late for us to join the fun. Check this out.
Now that was pretty good Nick. I am sure that Lego could teach me a lot about levers and the interworkings of machinery and I do have to stop being bitter about a childhood that is long past. Sigh.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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What good are those? You can't even connect them. Damn Lego rings!
See and that is how they getcha. For those times when your wife is embarassed by your behavior in the mall and want's to prove that you are not together.
Oh Kal when will you learn to love the lego? Yes when we were kids we just had the blocks to play with. No fancy computerized malarky for us. But as adults why can't we build adult projects? Lego isn't just for kids and it's not to late for us to join the fun. Check this out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLPVCJjTNgk&feature=player_embedded
You'll be ready for that girl and her deal-breaking interlocking rings.
Now that was pretty good Nick. I am sure that Lego could teach me a lot about levers and the interworkings of machinery and I do have to stop being bitter about a childhood that is long past. Sigh.
I think this is a big step for you. Come to the dark side we have blocks. Lots of them.
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