I am growing weary of my aunt's visit. She just never shuts her mouth. I had to walk away from the few shows I really like watching with my mother - Survivor - because my aunt kept talking and talking through both the show AND the commercials.
Then today I hear them calling my worthless cousin Wesley on the phone and treating him like he is the golden child. Mary lived with me for two years and hasn't called me like that ever since she went back to B.C. Fuck her. Keep your judgement of my miserable life to yourself and stop calling ME Wesley.
I just hate everything. I hate stalling out at 491 followers when I give good blog on a daily basis. I am not mad at the people I meet but the people I never get to meet. I am tired of stupid things and giving myself chest pains.
If I am gone by Monday you will rejoice because then my pain will be over. I wish I drank.
I think I will go eat a table sized eclair.
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.