Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: I Don't Get It

Monday, February 27, 2012

I Don't Get It - You Unfollow ME?

14 comments:

Jeremy [Retro] said...: never, you are the pulse of everything... f the haters.; February 27, 2012 at 8:23 AM
Cora said...: Only a complete moron would unfollow you, Cal. Don't worry about it. You are better off without the morons lurking around anyway, right? Right.

((((hugs)))); February 27, 2012 at 8:24 AM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: but...but...(insert lower lip quiver here); February 27, 2012 at 8:25 AM
Drake said...: Only nimrods unfollow, it leaves with better class of followers!; February 27, 2012 at 9:29 AM
Donn Christianson said...: Are you kidding? For starters, you are my source of puppy and kitty pictures that I frequently forward to my pretty girl.; February 27, 2012 at 9:47 AM
Alex J. Cavanaugh said...: Who would unfollow you???; February 27, 2012 at 10:59 AM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: EXACTLY! Oviously a very sick individual.; February 27, 2012 at 11:19 AM
Nick Ward said...: You work so tirelessly for us. My only regret is I have but one "follow" to give...; February 27, 2012 at 11:39 AM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: Now THATS JUST GOOD WRITING!; February 27, 2012 at 11:44 AM
DrGoat said...: Good riddance.; February 27, 2012 at 1:10 PM
Anonymous said...: Not I, I kinda sorta aimlessly wander around after you though:); February 27, 2012 at 4:50 PM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: Now that comment makes sense.; February 27, 2012 at 5:01 PM
Belle said...: They ought to be keel-holed, or hauled or whatever.; February 27, 2012 at 6:30 PM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: And then kept from all citrus fruit so they get scurvey.; February 27, 2012 at 6:35 PM

Calvin's Canadian Cave Of Cool Manifesto

I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.

I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.

I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.

And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.

So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.

Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.

This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.