Sunday, August 9, 2009

I Have No Idea What This Means


But I will fight against any cause that ties my name to the spread of religion or the advancement of the religious power structure. I reject even the desire many have to turn me into some kind of icon for any cause of worship but I would like a garden statue much like the Colossus of Rhodes based on my terrifying visage. What? Say you don't want the same you magnificent bastards!

6 comments:

Drake said...

The beginning of Calvintology?

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Without my imput or approval? I would have at least liked to have some say on the big hats they are sure to be ordering. And if asked I prefer a cape or a snuggie to something more flashy like your normal priestly vestments. You start letting people order things without approval at the top and everyone will just look shabby. And I don't do shabby in any religion I support or lend my considerable belief systems too. What is their beef jerky and pop tart policy? These are important things to know. We ain't playing here bitches.

Drake said...

Keep them in line and make them bring beef jerky and pretty women!
It's a tough job but someone has to do it!

Siskoid said...

How can you NOT be a Calvinist?

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I could be Siskoid but I have a hard time with all that gloomy predestination stuff. Takes the fun out of avoiding that which will kill me.

Siskoid said...

Hahaha, the intricacies of Bajoran religion.