Hey cephalopod, take a look over here. I got something to show you. This is a graph showing the most lethal creatures on the planet. Its comparing lions, cobras, scorpions, sharks, crocodiles and man. You see that red line on the graph, the one going all the way to the top? Yes that one. Do you see the silhouette under the red line? You do? Good. Now tell me...what species is that? That's right...its MAN. All those other creatures around man have lines that don't nearly go up as far. Do you know why that is? You don't? Well let me enlighten you. For all the snarling and biting or stinging that those other creatures do, the most dangerous thing on this planet is MAN...a hairless, air breathing mammal with opposable thumbs and wicked imagination. You must have noticed that you, yourself, didn't make the list. That should tell you something. It should remind you that your death toll don't count for shit. You think you are all bad ass? In truth you are playing around with a loaded gun my friend when you threaten us. We humans don't even like EACH OTHER so what makes you think we would have any love for you? You are not fluffy like the kitty or the baby judgement bear...you are just slimy and inky. Hell, without water to hold you up your boneless ass would really have nowhere to go. I am giving you a copy of this graph to take back to the sea with you so you can share it will all your tentacled buddies. This is your ONE warning. You will not get another. Mess with us and we will Kentucky fry your ass and serve you with dipping sauce. That's just how we roll bitch. Thank you for your attention.
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.