Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: Be Patient Kid. We Will Get There Soon Enough

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Be Patient Kid. We Will Get There Soon Enough

6 comments:

JennyMac said...: oh my..I hope we arent close to this..... LOL.; October 13, 2009 at 4:07 AM
Mykal Banta said...: Cal: You know, the first time my son said that, I will admit I was a bit shocked; but after awhile it's like Hmmm, human sacrifice. Yeah, cool!" -- Mykal; October 13, 2009 at 4:32 AM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: I agree with you, it would be cool. Now I am not in favor of sacrificing a virgin because thats been done to death. Why not have a death row inmat spin the big wheel and see what he gets. Could be dumped in a shark and pirrahna infested pool, tied to the railway tracks or a good old fashioned Aztec heart ripping. The possibilies are endless.; October 13, 2009 at 4:57 AM
Mykal Banta said...: Calvin: Exactly. And I'm with you on the Virgin thing. I'm thinking along with hard core felons, certain professions would create a "sacrifice pool" - those professions where paycheck so far outstrips actual talent that members of said professions had way more than their share of luck anyway - like fashion models, pop singers, or NFL linemen. I see it as a way to kind of even out the karma. -- Mykal; October 13, 2009 at 5:29 AM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: See its progressive thinking like that that we need to advance as a species. Won't someone please think of the children? How else will they learn good from bad if they don't watch a man being mauled by a dozen rabid badgers.

I am, however, prepared to meet the sport athletes half way. You win the game and you get paid. You LOSE the game and its only a box lunch and bus ride home. Slip below 500 for the season? Then EVERYONE in the organization get liquidated and we start fresh for next year. Its called motivation bitches. Look it up.; October 13, 2009 at 5:53 AM
Wings1295 said...: Ruh Roh!!!; October 13, 2009 at 7:23 AM

Calvin's Canadian Cave Of Cool Manifesto

I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.

I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.

I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.

And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.

So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.

Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.

This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.