I have to admit to loving trash television and daily TV doesn't get any trashier than Maury Povich. His 'baby daddy' shows are great because there is nothing more entertaining than seeing some girl who slept with 10 guys (in the small window it takes to get pregnant monthly) have to bring each of them back in turn to see if they are the father of their child. And nine times out of ten the guys are not really the kind of men they want to be a Dad in the first place so I blame these stupid girls for not using SOME protection.
Often some goober who can't bother to use a condom gets zinged by several girls on one show. The look on his dumb ass face is priceless too.
Then there are the guys that show up thinking they can beat a lie detector test. I keep thinking of that line from 'Seinfeld' where Jerry asks George how to beat the 'poly' - "It's not a lie, if YOU believe it."
But none of these idiots can beat the machine and they often also get caught kissing some decoy girl in Maury's 'Green Room` along with being caught for the lies they have been telling. Have they even seen the show before? Do they really think it is just their lucky day that this incredibly hot chick is alone with them and is also willing (within ten minutes of their charm) to flash them or make out with them? That is just too stupid for words.
But my all time favorite kind of shows that he does are the one`s about people with irrational fears. Like frogs or snakes or COTTON BALLS. How would you like to be an intern on Maury`s staff and have to spend the day being made into a cotton ball snowman like the guy above? Then you come out and scare the crap out of some poor woman until she is hypnotized and can finally hug the Cotton Ball Man. Classic.
I am evil for enjoying it I know and I am sure that the negative karma will find me in many ways so don`t bitch at me.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.