Sunday, April 14, 2013

Why I Hate This Particular 'Teen Mom'


Of all the girls that have been featured on the MTV show 'Teen Mom' and it's sequel, 'Teen Mom 2', Farrah Abrahams is the one that infuriates me the most. I generally hate that MTV decided that this 'slice of life' program chose girls who only continue the myth that being a teen mom is a great thing and something that all young girls should aspire to be.

Sure they show them struggling at times but when they can buy a new house every week or get breast implants while pawning their children off to their parents, it hardly reflect the reality of being an uneducated girl with unrealistic dreams of happiness and family. None of the fathers are in the lives of the children they created and the mothers seem to have a revolving door of boyfriends, each who they wish to become engaged to after knowing for only a few weeks or months. It makes me crazy but I watch.


Now Farrah is a particular loathsome teen mom. With stars in her eyes, this twit only became more selfish as a mother, not less so. I thought there was some kind of biological trigger that gave mothers some empathy for their children. Not so with Farrah, she just thinks of herself.

First it was the breast implants because she wanted to be a model. But she quickly bored of that because the work was too hard (?). Then on a whim she decided she wanted a puppy only to become bored of it because it was too much responsibility for her. Soon the puppy was gone despite the tears of her daughter Sophia.


Then she decided that he mother and step-father were too involved in her life so she moved across the country to get away from them, only to find that she didn't like not having her parents to take her daughter whenever she was bored with being a mother. These were the same parents that she treated with nothing but contempt. Venom dripped from her lips whenever they TRIED to give her some honest and practical advice. Farrah would hear none of it.

But then she relented when the chore of caring for her child became too much so she sent Sophia back to her parents, and lived the life of a single teen, something she always felt she was robbed of by getting pregnant in the first place. Check out the title of her 'biography'.


She did go to culinary school and graduate but doesn't work in a restaurant because she doesn't like the environment or the hours. I so wish Gordon Ramsey could get a hold of her on 'Hell's Kitchen' - Celebrity Douchebag Edition.

I won't talk about the guys she drove away from being a total bitch. As much as a nightmare as she is as a mother, she would be worse as a wife.

After the breast implants there were other operations to fix her face which really wasn't that bad but since nothing is good enough for Farrah, including the looks she was born with, it was back to the plastic surgeon. To be honest she was always pretty and needed NONE of these 'improvements'.


I have joked before that she would end up in the porno business because like her idol, Kim Kardashian, she has no interest in putting in the work to become something in life. Kim's fame and fortune started with a sex tape so....

That brings us to a story I have been following for days. Apparently she HAS made a sex tape, a professional sex tape with big time porn actor James Dean. Maybe she was unhappy with the picture quality of most of the homemade celebrity porn tapes she has seen. This wasn't something taped and meant to be private. This is being a deliberate whore for money which usually doesn't bother me but this time really does.


You can see the story of the porn tape here.

Farrah Abraham reportedly signed a model release and got paid for porn tape, even though the ploy was to make it look like an accidental leaked real sex tape would be released for sale.

I wonder where she thinks she goes from here. No legitimate studio will touch her so there goes the acting career. We already have a Kim Kardashian so there will be no reality program. She is no longer on Teen Mom (though I bet MTV is kicking itself for not following her story for a longer period of time. Maybe when the porn is released there will be an update show)

9 comments:

mshatch said...

This is why I'm glad I don't have television.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Actually, it's a good thing Farrah's kid is with her parents and not her. On the other hand, her parents raised her and look how she turned out.

Hobgoblin238 said...

So glad I have a normal wife...

said...

Hmmmm, maybe I should release a sex tape to generate publicity for my blog....

Kal said...

Hey, it's worked for others. But I think if most of us unattractive bloggers did that we would loose all our followers.

Daisy said...

It always bothered me how rude she was towards her parents. She's not nice! And I think her nose looked prettier before the surgery.

Kal said...

I feel the same way. A brat is a brat is a brat.

Monc said...

Ah, "Teen Mom"... or, as I call it, "Bad Decisions on Parade." This show is the poster child from what's wrong with reality TV in general and MTV in particular. There is a wide gulf between this show and its' parent program, "16 and Pregnant."

"16 and Pregnant" is about how the world-shaking changes that happen in your life when you're a teenager with a baby.

"Teen Mom" is about how important it is to be on the cover of "People" every third week.

The Flying Dachshund said...

From what I've heard, Macy got a show that follows just her and Farrah got butt hurt about that... Supposedly MTV had caved and was doing something with her, but I have not heard anything on either show in about 6 months or so... Perhaps they thought both were a bad idea and/or nothing exciting was happening to warrant an entire 30-60 minutes a week?