Okay there is nothing funnier than seeing people in 'Alice in Wonderland' costumes exploding into arguements with each other in their thick British accents. I have been waiting weeks for things to reach critical mass and they finally did today. That is the genius of the UK version of Big Brother...you get the slooooow burn and today the fuse was lit. Good summer TV. Bloody brilliant. And you have to totally admire Hira who ate through a huge cupcake for 6 FRICKEN' HOURS just to find the key hidden within. Then, immediately after that ordeal, she had to CRY REAL TEARS. Of course Big Brother helped her by recounting the tale of the 'Little Match Girl' (You know that happy fable..the one were you realize that freezing to death was the best way to die cause you just went to sleep and had nice dreams about cookies and porkchops). That is just messed up! Forget about winning a prize...just give me some therapy. I totally need someone to talk about this show with.
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.