Wednesday, September 15, 2010

I Can't Even Find A Bowling Team That Will Take Me

How sad does that make me? And I am really good.

10 comments:

TS Hendrik said...

This is the saddest post ever. I'd take you on my team. I suck at bowling, mind you. Love the sport but my arm just doesn't turn inwards enough.

Kal said...

I signed up in case anyone needed an extra player but I haven't got called in a week. It has just broken my fragile little spirit. And five pin is an entirely different animal. It's such a CANADIAN thing to use a smaller ball and less pins and have to use precision and technique. You just can't muscle over the game and hope to be successful.

Tempo said...

I think your spear puts people off...perhaps if you try wearing shorts instead of that mudflap?!

Kal said...

But the spear is only made of licorice? And beside, if the tentacled ones attack you are going need it.

Nick Ward said...

Pins go down! Here in New Zealand there's a place for you on our team. It might seem like a long way to come but the beers are on me.

Kal said...

Thanks Nick. I will start work on that coconut raft this afternoon.

Drake said...

My Mom was an amatuer bowler, i spent many an hour in bowling alleys as a kid..i get so nostalgic hearing pins getting knocked down...

The Invisible Seductress said...

Come bowl with me..

Kal said...

The only thing better than a curling club cheeseburger was a bowling alley cheeseburger. Every kid on the military bases I lived on bowled. It was like in our genetic make-up. Saturday wasn't Saturday without cartoons, bowling, Road Runner and Hockey Night In Canada when I was a kid.

Megan said...

There's a bar in Koreatown that is oh by the way attached to a bowling alley. We went there once. Most fun I've had in YEARS.