From Toy Haven comes two examples of figures that are suppose to be my beloved Milla/Alice from RE 3. While the costuming and accessories seem accurate the heads are totally off. WTF? And since when does Alice have the boobs of a Barbie doll. One of the things I love most about Milla is that she is not pneumatically enhanced and you would think that any upscale figure would reflect that. I understand these are not licensed products and one is actually called a 'contemporary zombie killer' but if you are going to bother then get the figure totally right and it all starts with the head sculpt. If the Jack Bauer figure can look like Keiffer then so can the Alice figure. Judge for yourself.
Yeah, they should have spent as much attention on the face sculpt as they did the accessories. The gear is incredible! And I agree, that is not Mila's chest.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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Yeah, they should have spent as much attention on the face sculpt as they did the accessories. The gear is incredible! And I agree, that is not Mila's chest.
If I was Mila Jovovich, I'd sue their asses.
Mmmmmmmmmmm, Mila.
Toy Mila looks like Clint Eastwood if he was retarded.
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