Saturday, March 19, 2011

Anyone Around Where I Live Want to Go On A Date With A Loser?


I got lots of time, imaginative conversation and plenty of body wash so I won't stink around you.

22 comments:

The Invisible Seductress said...

I would totally date you. Damn this geographic disability... :(

Wings1295 said...

Keep us posted on The Search, Cal!

Kal said...

That's I.S. I will put you on the 'When a teleporter is invented list' - right at the top.

Anonymous said...

That approach never works - it takes sales man ship. As Co Hogan on Hogan's Heroes said "Any man who's not willing to lie to the woman he loves doesn't deserve her! So got out there and bluff them with big plans, and all kinds of fibs about being approached with books deals that you're not sure whether you commit to ("I want real work, not cash & flash!"). Woman's are suckers for far fetched success schemes and plans for the future. So you gotta lie like the sleaziest reality in town pitched a house that's about to be condemned! Upshot is that women loves fairly tales and hate reality. As a man it's you're onligation to protect them from thetruth.

Of coure we know where that left poor old Bob Crane - so maybe it's bettert o be happy with things they way they are,

"What makes a man unhappy is to want and yet unhappiness is only a thought, as is hunger, as is pain, as is hatred. If you can get beyond thinking then you can get beyond caring, & the pain of desire"
~Carlos Castaneda

Wandering Coyote said...

@ Jang-chub...Um.......OK.....I'll let that one slide & assume you're being tongue in cheek.

@Kal: is that a kitteh on your shoulder? Now there is a caption in that photo for sure!

Good luck in the search...I'm cheering you on!

Kal said...

But but...I gots no game. I really kinda rely on pity and the desire of a good woman to fix the sad wreck of a man that I have become.

Kal said...

Yeh Coyote, that is the Admiral. He is always trying to hog on some screen time but he refuses to come right up on the table and be in focus.

Kal said...

Why is that so funny Wonder Man? It's that 'game' thing again, isn't it. What I don't have any of?

Drake said...

If i can find a woman who loves me, then surely a cool handsome chap like you fearless leader will and soon!

Kal said...

Thanks Drake. I just toss out that hook to see if any fish will bite but I am pretty safe in assuming that they never will. Then I can justify my existence for another month.

Belle said...

I guess this is a dumb question, but have you tried the dating sites. Be completely honest and I'm sure you will get some nice women.
I like the pity angle, it makes me want to get on the next flight and hug you. Unfortunately, I am married and old.

Kal said...

Thanks for that Belle. But you have daughters don't you? I try dating sites but they want a god and I am merely a man.

Belle said...

My daughters are both married. I have a sister who I think would really like you, but she lives in Nevada and is sick with chronic fatigue and arthritis in her back. She is on the sofa most of the time. She can't get welfare in the States, so my husband supports her, otherwise she would be homeless. I know she likes your blog. Her blog is http://ramblingseaj.blogspot.com

Super-Duper ToyBox said...

"You are not a loser." Someone had to pound that through my head recently, a very special female friend. She went on to tell me that in order to let women see how great I really was, I needed to shed that cloud over my head, and she was right. I still get lonely, but women notice confidence and a lot more are taking a look now, I think. Also you have to get out there and let them meet you. I think you are a special kind of person that will take a special kind of woman to notice.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Is that you speaking or Admiral Fluffy?

M. D. Jackson said...

Kal, where are you right now? Now ask yourself this: How many available women regularly show up where I am right now?

If the answer is less than 50 in a day then find the place where the most availabe women are and go there. Don't lie, just be yourself... the best self that you can be... and you will find someone. Either a friend, an date, a one-night stand, or your future wife.

But you've gotta go where the people are. It's all about the numbers, my friend.

Just don't reek of desperation or ennui. Both of those smell worse to women than the worst body odour.

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

Put me next to TIS on the list. We'll fight to the finish over you. We'll be wearing our sparkly unitards and everything. Right, Seductress? Bring it on.
xoRobyn

Nick Ward said...

Sadly I don't think I'm your type. And my girlfriend might not understand. But if you're ever in NZ I'd happily take you out for a beer. I'm a pretty good wingman.

DrGoat said...

I know you well enough to know, you are no loser, Pal. And you got phtobombed by Admiral.

Kal said...

Thanks Nick. I can always use a good wingman.

Dr. G. - I wish that he has a lighter face so that it showed up better. Some of his expressions are priceless.

Sarah said...

I don't want to date any losers, but I would date you Kal (despite the peril of fighting off Robyn & Invisible Seductress for the pleasure).

I agree 100% with Super-Duper ToyBox and MD.

Confidence is sexy. That's the only look that counts. If you don't really have it, fake it until you do.

And in order to meet someone, you have to be out there meeting people. Don't go out expressly to look for a girl--just go out to meet new people, period. The girl will follow.

Oh and be flirty, with everyone, male & female. I'm not talking the sexual kind, just the atmosphere of flirtation. You'll find you're having more fun & those around you will be as well and that could definitely lead somewhere!

Kal said...

Thanks Sarah. Always with the good advice. I AM quite entertaining wherever I go so you are right, I just have to get out more. I am going shoping today. OOOOOO single moms around the melons. I can feel the sparks flying already.