Sunday, April 14, 2013

Now You Know Some Horny Men Did The Research

The findings from a 15-year, longitudinal study of more than 300 women in France, suggest that breasts would gain more tone, and would support themselves, if no bra was used. Why? Bras appear to limit the growth of supporting breast tissues, leaving the breast to wither and degrade more quickly. In fact, women who stopped wearing bras experienced a 7mm lift in their nipples each year that they did not wear a bra, and bra-less women developed firmer breasts, and stretch marks faded. And, in direct opposition to the myth that the bra eases back pain for women with larger breasts, not wearing a bra actually eased the pain, while wearing a bra did not.

 
First of all, I don't do the science I just believe it. How will you know this will not work if you ladies don't TRY? (7mm of nipple lift every year is pretty impressive, you have to agree) Do women in France even wear bras? What about Latvian girls? What about Ukrainian girls? Now THOSE results I need to see before totally buying into this 'study'.
 

3 comments:

Erik Johnson Illustrator said...

Reminds me of a study I read about a year ago that came from a University in Israel about a man's sperm production is greater or lesser depending on the distance between scrotum and anus, or something, I wasn't paying that close attention, it just made me thankful that I didn't pursue a career in science, but apparently I was missing out all this time.

M. D. Jackson said...

See, now this is a study I can get behind... er... in front of... whatever...

Kal said...

It's not perversion if it's for SCIENCE.