Saturday, March 5, 2011

Something For Paladin


She's a menace but I suspect she will be the new poster girl for some of my gun nut brothers. I don't want my killers to be pretty. Too distracting and often it's that half second worth of distraction that is the difference between life and death. More so now that I am the slow and weak of the herd.

Hot shot: Meet Regis, 19-year-old big game huntress who’s America’s deadliest teen She’s studying at a college in Florida, and like any typical American teenager she loves shopping and hanging out with her friends. But at weekends she is one of the deadliest shots in the brush. Regis Giles, 19, is one of America’s hottest hunters - and she’s taking the big game world by storm. She’s killed buffalo, wild boar, deer and a bear in her hunting career, which began when she was aged just nine.

"Taking the big game world by storm?" What the hell does that mean? There is a big game fan club? I know there are 'stars' in fishing but fame based on the more you slaughter and DON'T eat? I sense there isn't so much 'catch and release' that is going on. I would like to see her go one on one with a Rhino. One bullet for her and a five minute head start for the Rhino - or how about her and a lioness in the Thunderdome? The possibilities are endless.

7 comments:

Budd said...

If she was raised right, she eats what she kills or someone eats it. I doubt she leaves the carcass to rot.

Kal said...

Well I hope you are right. I would be pissed to find out that she is a vegan.

Kal said...

Or a vegan virgin because you know all that firepower makes her hot.

Paladin said...

Many Thanks, Cal! Hotness on multiple levels :)

DrGoat said...

You know I like and own guns, but I have a big problem with trophy hunters. One bad things is they kill the best and strongest of a species, thus removing them from the gene pool. You can figure out why that is bad. Also, Ive never liked people who hunt for sport. F*ck the one bullet Cal, give them a spear and let's see how tough they are.

Kal said...

I keep thinking of the guy who got messed up by a bear once. He used to hunt with his two big knives thinking he was Wolverine and the bear fucked him up. After that experience he made an anti-bear suit (like Homer Simpson classically spoofed on his show). He tested it by being hit by a truck and 40 mph and he was okay. So they left him on a hill, in his bear suit to fight this bear to the death. Only the offending Yogi didn't show up and the guy feel down and coudn't get back up and needed to radio for help from his back-up team. Pretty hilarious really.

DrGoat said...

You think you've seen every kind of idiot in the world and then someone like this bear guy pops up. Too bad the bear didn't show up with a couple of buddies. Or up that truck to about 70 mph. and see how he does.