But when you smoke while resting your butt cheeks on my hood, it's a total turn off baby. Return the car to me in the condition I lent it to you in (hopefully with a full take of gas too). Run it through the car wash and I better not see cigarette burns on my seats or there will be 'words' between us.
And that is my towel too...well more of a tire rag now. Thanks. Pretty girls think they can get away with anything. I don't go into your sitting room and blow my nose on your tea cosies do I? No! Because I have respect for your possessions.
I do owe you some truth however. That last fart, the one I blamed on the dog? That was me. I dealt it and I smelt it first but I wasn't going to admit that to you. Don't judge me, we had only been dating a week. How can we love if we can't be honest with each other?
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.