They put girly-man Ben into a tiny room with an army drill sergeant as part of his punishment from the 'Tree of Temptation'. It was just sad seeing him have to do push ups and run on the spot - so embarrassing in fact that he can sit on the girl side of the classroom from now on.
Now, believe me when I say that I am not criticizing girls at all. There are just some guys (who claim not to be gay) who just don't move like men do. Ben moves like a drag queen - yes, that is the picture I was trying to paint for you in my mind. He is a drag queen without the hair extensions. He even sits like one with his legs crossed.
When the real manly drill sergeant entered the room it was such a bizarre contrast. I thought Ben was going to shit his pants in the presence of an Alpha male. I sure hope Ben never goes to jail because he will be lunch meat before the cell door closes behind him.
So after ten minutes of doing some physical exercise, Ben sat down and like a child said he wasn't going to do anymore. Then like the douche he is, he put the punishment on Dave when he was asked to nominate someone else.
Now Dave is a religious nut but he does have some character so he did Ben's punishment for him and as a result the housemates (except for Ben) got their suitcases back. So now without many cloths Ben just decided to take John James' shirt without asking. I so want to slap that poof.
Oh and here is a shock. When it came to playing wheelchair basketball, Ben chose to be a cheerleader instead. Do I smell nomination. I hope so.
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.