Thursday, July 1, 2010

China Can't Make Shit

This is what happens when China tries to invent something themselves instead of stealing the designs from other countries. If this is the best they could come up with in 1936 then maybe it's best we just give them our best ideas. I like that they come up with vehicles that have THE MOST MOVING PARTS EVER. No worries about these babies breaking down. So very practical.







http://pinktentacle.com/

16 comments:

JS@NYC said...

What a statement to make - bravo on dismissing an entire nation of over a billion people so summarily!

Anonymous said...

By the way, it's Japan, not China...
You would know if you had actually READ the pinktentacle.com article instead of shooting off your foul mouth.

Anonymous said...

Why don't you go and have a look at some of the American 'Modern Mechanix' issues from the 1950s?
THERE you can see a sh*tload of the most useless and stupid inventions of the oh-so-superior Western world!
Go back to your closet, you racist!

D.I. Felipe González said...

Hi Cal!
Japs and chinese started by copying technology and then producing their own.

G. Spellman said...

And now tell me again...
What has Canada ever accomplished?

G. Spellman said...

Now remind me again...
What has Canada ever accomplished?

ShibuyaGirl said...

When I think about China or Japan, I think about a million great and beautiful things.
When I think about Canada... well, Mounties, bears and maple syrup come to my mind.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Holy Crap. It was a joke based on a silly article. Get a grip people and while you do that go fuck yourselves.

Ally said...

Cal, don't take this the wrong way but that last image is slightly "dirty" yet I can't exactly put my finger on it. Ha ha!

Drake said...

Wow Cal, you got hit by the "We have no sense of humor" political anal correct society of assholes!
Well Japan did bomb Pearl Harbor and got the USA into World War Two..oops i doubt they understand sarcasm either.

Canadian Bacon! that's what my friends in the Great White North invented!

Pat Tillett said...

Wow!
I always find it interesting when those who have supposedly been "offended," react in a far more offensive manner than the original statement that offended them.

If you "offended" people don't catch my drift, well then, just get mad...

G. Spellman said...

To sum it up...
Cal, you and all your self-centered, uninformed and incorrigible American/Canadian sycophants are a bunch of pathetic wankers.
How's that for 'a joke based on a silly article', 'political anal correct society of assholes' and 'a far more offensive manner than the original statement that offended them'?
P.S.
You are supposed to be a teacher? I truly pity your sudents! Well, every country gets the teachers it deserves...

Francis Ishikawa said...

Dear Drake,
'Japan did bomb Pearl Harbor and got the USA into World War Two'...
This was and, apparently, still is the likes of your's excuse for everything the past sixty-something years. However, it doesn't hide the fact that you are much, much worse than all the allegedly humourless and offended people you try to 'enlighten' with your 'rhethorics'.
Sincerely, Francis Ishikawa (from San Diego, USA)

Drake said...

Francis Ishikawa, enlightenment is found within and one who can't find it blames others for their lack of humor. You now can make fun of Hispanics, American Indians, Germans, Welsh etc at my expense if it'll heal or bring closure to one person who suffered the barbarism of the Japanese Empire during the 20th Century and the tragedy of the concentration camps the Japanese Americans were forced into during the War.
Pendantic speaking offended with knee jerk reactions will never find peace or enlightenment.
Humor is the best way to deal with pain and the tragedy humans cause towards each other.
I am a Baka and know this, chill.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Drake, I loves ya brother. Nicely said. Of all my posts, THIS is the one that brought out the wingnuts. Go figure.

Drake said...

Cal, i know what you mean this was such a harmless humourous post.

As our British cousins say "I'm gobsmacked!"