First of all they steal your ricemaker and when you dive down to retrieve it they make a big deal about holding onto it. This is why we can't ever have anything nice with octopus around.
Oh and on a side note, isn't that the most awesomely clear footage under the water that you have ever seen? Or is that what super HD looks like all the time? I can't watch my old stupid big screen anymore without such resolution. I can't. I won't and you are mean to make me.