Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Lest Ye Be Judged

What the hell is he bitching about? That is not a real police uniform or a regulation haircut. That looks like one of those fake outfits that male strippers wear to show up to bachelorette parties. Don't ask me how I know. I just do.


M. D. Jackson said...

Oh, get off your high horse, you metrosexual policeman! If you'd been makin' love to your woman instead of the mirror she wouldn't have had to go to Hugh Heffner.

Kal said...

EXACTLY! Finally someone is talking some sense around here. Who wears his hat indoors anyways? How can I take seriously anything that comes out of this guy's mouth. She's young. She's platinum. She should swing, baby!

Unknown said...

Ah, so now we know, I just knew there had to be something with that caveman outfit... Caveman, policeman.. I see it all now! You've been moonlighting again Cal.

Kal said...

Hey, you gotsta give the ladies what they want if you want to make it in this business mister. It's all about the role playing and of course, the love.

Nick Ward said...

There once was a man from Kent
Who's tool was so long that it bent
To save her some trouble
He folded it double
And instead of coming, he went!

Ricky Shambles said...

Reminds me of the Bud Light book club commercial where the guy plops down and leers at one of the women "I'd like to hear you read some words."

I just think it's a cheat we don't get to see the picture or the poem, but Mr. Village People does.