It seems that Paramount Pictures is co-producing a movie on the 'life' of Justin Bieber. Of course it's in 3-D. This news comes on the heels of the announcement that Bieber will also be coming out with his 'autobiography' around the same time.
Will someone please help me understand this. Don't you need to HAVE a life to make a movie and a book ABOUT your life? It's getting a bit ridiculous here.
Unless you plan to pad these projects with stories of the time he fought for freedom for the peasants of Central America then there won't be much to say. Maybe they will tell the story of the time he got hit in the head with a water bottle and a car door from the bottle and door's perspective.
Add at least two chapters having his hair talk about what it's like to live on his head and what hairspray he prefers and maybe you got 50 pages and ten minutes of footage.
I got two words for this punk - Lief Garret. He thought he was all that too at one time and now he is in the same closet with those 'New Kids On The Block' action figures. Both seemed like good ideas at the time.
Oh lord when will the backlash come and remove this kid and replace him with someone else, anyone else. I have said this before - you can't tell me that someone out on this planet there is some kid that can do what this Bieber kid does but who is much much less entitled and annoying and lesbian looking? One bullet or a FROZEN bottle of water (this time) and all our problems will be solved. Sorry, someone had to say it.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.