Thursday, August 5, 2010

Basil Marceaux.com For Governor

I am so jealous of TS who gets to vote this fine hillbilly gentleman into the top position in his state's government. Basil has it all - commanding presence, magnificent speaking delivery and total command of the English language. I love the way he creates his brand by referring to himself as 'Basil Marceaux dot com' like that is the name on his driver's license. Maybe 'dot com' is his rap name.

Unlike Sarah Palin he does not need to write things on his hands. Unlike Obama he don't need no stinkin' TelePrompTer to tell him what do say. This is a man who speaks unrehearsed from the heart - a heart as big as all outdoors.

How can you not like his agenda? The man is giving you timetables and will clean up the corruption in the state house in only ONE year. He also will plant vegetation and stop the use of stop signs because only a stinkin' Communist Kenyan would infringe on your right to drive without obstructions. Who else is gonna be that specific with you when talking about their 'issues'?

Come on Tennessee. This man is one of you. Please elect him to higher office so his agenda can start turning that state around. I don't want to jinx anything but often the position of Governor is often a launching pad to the White House. WHAT? A man can dream can't he.





11 comments:

M. D. Jackson said...

That guy HAS to be president! He was born to be president of the USA!

Budd said...

Just to defend my home state of TN. Basil is from PA. Although he has got enough press that he is going to take a large part of the vote on jokes alone, I can't vote for or against the man.

Why do crazy people have to be crazy?

Kal said...

Because they are crazy. But Basil is the man. He don't need your stinkin' image consultants. I like the cut of his jib.

Copyboy said...

I like the 2nd coming's haircut.

Kal said...

He is the TOTAL package.

TS Hendrik said...

I didn't vote for him.

Kal said...

Not even just for the irony, T.S.?

Kal said...

You not voting for Basil is the reason we can't have anything nice.

TS Hendrik said...

If I voted for the irony every time something seemed funny, I'd never get anything done, er, on voting day...

Nick Ward said...

America you magnificent bastards!

Rod Barnett said...

There are many reasons I often weep for my home state. This guy represents several of them. Not that this mess isn't hysterically funny but DAMN!