Tuesday, August 10, 2010

They Are Trying To Kill Me

Sorry if I have been slow with the fresh postings my people. I dined on some curry chicken a few days ago and it's made me deathly ill. Basically it was a container full of e-colli so I have been living around the toilet for two days while cursing the gods who created the curry and the chicken and were cruel enough to bring them together in front of me. That no one missed me is just another bonus ya bastards. Talk to you soon.

21 comments:

Katie, the so-called midget said...

So not true. At some point last night I thought, "Hey, what's up with Cal? He hasn't been posting lately."

Sucks your sick. Feel better soon.

Rod Barnett said...

Hey now! We missed you but apparently food poisoning didn't. Hope you get to feeling better buddy. I've been there and it ain't good.

Megan said...

That's what you get.

TS Hendrik said...

I almost sent you a letter earlier but I thought it was silly to worry after just a day. I thought maybe your stalker had come calling.

Sorry to hear of your food woes. Nothing is worse than a bad curry.

Michael May said...

I'm sorry you're not feeling well. :(

Hope you're on your feet again soon!

vancouver mark said...

I was starting to wonder about that stalker person too.
Get better fast.

If you ever make it out to Vancouver my wife will whip up the most delicious chicken curry (or Tandoori chicken, the best you've ever imagined) and I guarantee you'll only feel good afterwards.

Tempo said...

Bad curry? You mean theres such a thing as 'good curry?'
See that?...in your picturs, in the centre, just left a bit. I swear I see a tenticle....

Wings said...

Feel better soon, Sir!

The Invisible Seductress said...

You were missed!!! i just didn't want to look like a stalker! ( I heard you have one of those already and your stalker quota is filled for now!)


>^.^<

xoxo

M. D. Jackson said...

I'm relieved that it was merely bad food that laid you low and that you weren't the victim of your stalker, or that your mother hadn't gone through with her infanticide schemes, or that the Russian Mob hadn't come calling.

I surely would have e-mailed you had you not managed to keep posting to Tumblr through your illness.

Drake said...

Get well soon Cal, we need you amigo!

sunshine said...

I was thinking in my head.. "Cal hasn't been posting much the last couple of days. So unlike him!"
I just thought that perhaps some summer fun came up and you were partaking of.... :)

So sorry to hear that you haven't been well. Hope that you are on the mend.

((Hugs))
Laura

Geof said...

Ahh, e-coli soup! Well hope you get back up and around soon. Food poisoning is the worst. If goes on longer than 3 days, you might want to see a doctor.

DrGoat said...

What Geof said. Hope you're feeling better soon Cal. Food poisoning is very uncomfortable. Bad dates. Your monkey should have tasted that for you. Get well.

Tail-Kinker said...

I was out of town camping in the wilderness and just caught up with you--sorry to hear you're sick!

Watch that e.coli--the Dole lettuce e.coli almost got my father-in-law! Stuff's wicked, don't mess around if you're not getting better, and take Geof's advice and get to a hospital.

D.I. Felipe González said...

Glad to read you again. Get well soon.

Sam Gilmore said...

Hope you feel better Cal. We miss you.

Siskoid said...

In the immortal words of Chef Ramsey: "You could have killed someone!!!"

Pearl said...

Suggest that we don't notice when you're not around?! HA!

My son and his dad had a similar situation last week after both had dinner at a Wendy's. Ugh. The bathroom is no place to spend your time.

Pearl

RawknRobynsGoneBlogWild said...

I missed you too, Kal. I figured it was a good semi-break you were taking, like one involving red heads and yummy food that does not cause illness (e.g., pop tarts).
Sorry I was wrong. (It only happened once before, so I didn't expect it this time.)
xoRobyn

Ricky Shambles said...

So sorry to hear your chicken curry tale. Hope you're better soon. A shame too - I f'ing LOVE curry! And an experience like that can have a permanent effect on your reaction to it.

Best to you!