Take that all you douchbaggy haters who hate. Time to go into your basement bomb shelters so that you don't catch 'the gay' from all those homosexual couples that are stampeding to your churches to get hitched.
And I also think it to be best that you home school your children lest one with two mommies becomes their best friend.
So sad that you are on the wrong side of history on this one. Can you feel it all slipping away from you? That America that you only know from old Disney movies? I would advise a little more love and acceptance in your heart as a remedy for that pain you are experiencing but we both know you are not ready for that.
So hold onto your Bible tight and pray that God will smite the gays, and the shellfish eaters, and those who wear mixed fabrics. Nothing more sinful than a wool/polycotton blend.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.