I just had this conversation with my 70 year old mother...
Mom - "Why would anyone want to be with that woman? She is a pig."
Me - "I have no idea. Men like all different kinds of women."
Mom - "To me, it's not worth being with someone like that just for a 'piece of tail'."
That's it! No more movies on cable for my mother. If I have to hear her use that term again, my head will explode.
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Dear Boreal Cal:
Buy a second TV set.
Best regards,
From the subtropical regions of México
That would be an awkward moment with Mom in front of the TV.
To whom was she referring, by the way?
My slutty aunt if you can believe that. I guess at 66 she has a young gigalo boyfriend.
That's hilarious.
I got a lot of laughs when my 65 year old mom, not knowing what the term 'hoe' means, after hearing it on NCIS called my brother one.
The look on her face when I explained it to her... priceless.
Ooooooh mam now that's entertainment!!
Tv is evil. I rest my case.
xoRobyn
This is just an unrelated incident involving a TV watching moment. In no way does it effect my current crusade towards trying to make you a viewer.
I discovered how Icky it is to hear ones parents talk about sex first hand...so knowing how it saps your will to live I use that on my youngest daughter with great effect. As soon as I start she blocks her ears and loudly goes "LA LA LA LA LA"
Cracks me right up!
You're Mom's a pip, Cal. I'd love to meet her.
Bwahaha! I was visiting my folks and watching Millionaire Matchmaker and this one guy was on his date with a petite woman and he says "Anyone ever call you a spinner."
ME: Are you kidding?
MOM: What's a spinner?
ME: (deep breath, no eye contact) A woman small enough a guy could spin her around on his....
MOM: Ooh!?
Slightly uncomfortable.
Ricky, I think you win the embarassment competition.
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