In Some Future Hellscape They Will Remake This Show And Cast Millie Bobby Brown As The Love Interest

 Look at this piece of junk. How can it be road worthy? No roll bar, no seatbelts, no cup holders. How can it also be decorated with only ONE of their faces? Of all the four of them how did HE claim ownership or even a license? It's insanity. What the hell are they suppose to BE anyways? Describe their purpose to me. Someone. Please. I beg of you.'