Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness

Saturday, December 1, 2018

Cospay By Gui Hellsing

https://www.instagram.com/giu_hellsing/

Seriously talented with a look born for cosplay.

President George HW Bush Dies At 94

Compared to the current orange butt licker in chief, George HW Bush was a fundamentally decent man who served his country with honor and dignity in both war and peace. I start to appreciate the job these guys have keeping the world together and Bush didn't destroy everything he touched. Yes he did his war, but then got the fuck out. No shame in your game. You tried with an honest heart so respect, Mr. President. BTW, YOUR episode of the Simpsons is my favorite.

"Those are from Air Force One and they only give you so many packs."

This letter to President Clinton on the day of his innauguration shows the class of the man. Something sadly missing from the current occupant of the White House.

This Is So Freakin Bad For All Of Us

Why do I feel like we are all living in some James Bond movie where his two biggest enemies have teamed up against him and the peace and security of the free world? That handshake was a meeting of two psychopaths who proudly share their DVDs which show all the reporters they have personally ordered to be killed. Trump is just ITCHING to get in that club but he is too much of a dork and a patsy to never get to learn the secret handshake. You know this scene is KILLING Dear Leader. Why can't HE sit with the cool kids at the table? It's like he is watching his ex-boyfriend flirting with another guy wearing a table cloth.

And can we talk about how this Prince is HUGE. Like those big mutant cows that seemed to pop up this week. Look at this freak. I don't like him for many reasons but that height thing frightens me out the most. Where is some little Jewish kid with a rock and a sling when I need one?

He's trying to pick up some waitress at his Barmitzva with that line about him becoming a man this day, that's where he is. It never works but he doesn't know that. I need one of those chosen people to step up and sling me a stone.

Putin I wish to see eaten by a Russian bear like out of one of those horrific fairy tales that the Russian people love to tell their children about under candlelight because the electricy has gone out for the third time that week.