Why are these dumbasses always the head of some Church?
Church makes you batshit crazy.
Why would Jeebus need a gun? He's JEEBUS! Of course he never used a gun. He was a stickler for historical accuracy.
Oh I know why but when I tell this to authorities but they call me a dangerous lunatic. Then I release a baby one in their break room. Usually any of them that survive lunch gives me a call that afternoon.
She isn't even denying her intentions anymore. It's like a daily episode of Prison Break around here. I need to GPS her and turn her collar into some kind of two way communication system so I can talk to whomever finds her. And cat seeking drones. Lots of cat seeking drones.
And she tried to do something to the back screen. She denies it but I know she did it. Now until I figure out how to give a shit about fixing that, I have secured it with duct tape like all the classy houses do on the reserve. She has the perfect daytime and nighttime room there to just sit and watch everything going on. She gets sun in the morning and gets to sharpen her cat instincts at night. Wet and dry food on demand but lots of brushing and loving even though I still cannot hold her for more than ten seconds without her freaking out. Same cat will fall asleep beside me and demand I scratch her exposed belly for 20 minutes. And like a punk bitch I accommodate her. And still, she plots to escape the Castle. She is fixed so it's not some Latvian Prince.
How know white cat? If living here is so terrible then maybe I should just open the door and let you go but since you is a dumbass I can't do that. Being Royalty does not negate the fact that you make reckless choices and hang with reckless people with reckless beliefs. If I could trust you I would consider a harness and leash arrangement but I know you would just howl for it all the time.
I never watched more than two episodes of Gotham. I have never seen a single second of Supernatural. I hate Family Guy and the Orville bores me though I love Seth McFarlane as a person. Never saw Breaking Bad. Never seen E.T. I watched one season of Game of Thrones and I hated it. It hurt my Brain and broke my heart like Walking Dead broke my soul. Another show I bailed on early. I HATE each and every single CW superhero show from Smallville on. I hate all the romance balloon juice which slows down all the superhero action. I want a 'superhero edit' of Arrow so that I can enjoy that show and not have to be a tween girl to do it. For nine years I have watched each and every Teen Mom series. I know the years by the ages of their oldest children which started all the madness in the first place. All I learned from those shows is that being a teen mom is hard and that Calvin does not want to be one. I love LIVE PD. I love Bridezillas and Gypsy Weddings. Matador is maybe the best damn one season of TV that there ever was. I thought Star Trek Discovery was visionary and brave.
But damn I cannot wait for Game of Thrones to end just to hear people finally shut the fuck up about it. I feel like a persecuted person online because I can't help but make a joke or three about the show. I get more respect from Trump Supporters than GOT Fanatics. What is softer and lighter than a snowflake because that is what these GOT lovers are? They are so quick to take offence. And don't tell me I dont' get what is going on. I watched the first season and I follow the storyline on You Tube but I just don't care. That doesn't make me a bad person or the anti-Christ. It's just a TV show.
I will not be looked down to just because I don't watch a freakin TV show by people who act superior because they know the name of every horse ever to appear and have more than three lines. I will not be bullied. Last Sunday the episode was dark, too dark, deliberately dark, being cheap and saving money dark. Admit they fucked up. Don't make excuses for something that clearly deserves to be busted on by people who were let down by something that means alot to them. I just piled on because I saw the clips on You Tube. They do a tremendous summary to all the drivel.
I could give you a list of great shows and films that you would never think of watching. Productions that would amaze and delight you endlessly. In fact I talk about them here all the time but no one will watch them. No one will take a moment out of their day to tell me that MATADOR was the greatest thing they have ever seen. That just isn't possible. How can I take anyone seriously if they don't have something to say to me about MATADOR?
I will just watch whatever I want to watch and bitch about whatever I want to bitch about and you are welcome to do the same, at your blog or on your podcast.
These freaks and not playing ANY MUSIC. Look at them. The instruments are not even plugged in and the Monkey isn't holding any drum sticks. Is it me? Am I the only one who sees what they are trying to pull here? Why is everyone else just allowing this bullshit to continue. Some are even smiling while they watch it in front of them, with their OWN eyes. I never once feel like I am the one who is wrong about them. It's everyone else who is entranced by an evil spell.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.