HERESY!!!

And for those of you who tell me that you 'already read that part' - once you flush you can never go back to re-clarify details you might have missed the first time through. Have some respect ya hillbillies. You your hands before you shit on the genius of great men that came before you. Just because they had a bad marketing idea we will not dismiss them.

Again With The Face Eating

What the hell Canada? Are we trying to out horrify the United States this week? They have a guy in Miami who was found on a bridge. He was high on lavender bath salts while he chewed off another guy's face. Both men were naked naked. The face chewer was shot dead and the one with his face chewed off at least still has his goatee. I am sure there are picture but I am not going to look for them.

Then in Canada there is apparently footage of a porn 'star' with many aliases, who was filmed using an icepick to kill a person before cutting up the body and mailing it to several political headquarters in the province of Quebec. How did he decide who got the foot and who got the hand or was it just more random and related to the boxes he had available

That is all some fucked up shit. And since when are people getting PCP level stoned off bath salts? Maybe these beauty products need to be banned and marijuana legalized. I have yet, in all my days, to read about a guy who chewed another guys face off for not passing the 'dutchie on the left hand side'.

Sure a monkey ripped of some lady's face but I think in that case he was stone cold sober at the time.


LSD Blamed in Horrifying Face-Chewing Attack by NewsyVideos

I Will Be In Tears

This breaks my heart everytime I see the story either on the stage or on film. Big fan of the soundtrack but the fates of poor Fantine and Cossette break my heart worse than 'The Little Match Girl does. You knew my heart breaks easily right?

That's What You Get Ya Stupid Wasps

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I Had A Career And Was A Person Once

The First, Best And Only Spaceknight For Me

For a comic book based on a toy Marvel Comics got a surprisingly amount of mileage out of this concept.To build interest in the toy, Parker Brothers licensed the character to Marvel Comics which created a comic book featuring Rom.

The comic expanded on the simple premise that Rom was a cyborg and gave him an origin, personality, set of supporting characters, villains, and one other vital ingredient -interaction with the rest of the Marvel Universe.Rom was a member of a group of humanoids who gave up their humanity and bodies to be reborn as space robots with the power they needed to rid both their solar system and others from the vicious DIRE WRAITHS; a shaped shifting alien species.

He was armed with two devices - An ANALYZER to identify the hidden wraiths and a NEUTRALIZER to banish them all to LIMBO. He also had a convenient UNIVERSAL TRANSLATOR. This simple concept allowed Rom to move around the planet and interact with all the characters in the Marvel universe. This all led up to his eventual reuniting with the other space knights and his quest to regain his long lost and lamented humanity.

I actually have a letter published in an issue of ROM that was read by a Vietnam vet who was spending his last months in a V.A. Hospital in Michigan. We wrote to each other (in the days before the Internet) and talked comic books and life and after he died I received his last letter in a package that contained the first 35 issues of ROM. I had mentioned in my letter to the comic that I was searching for back issues of ROM and I guess he chose me to give that part of his collection to. The hospital told me that he had a storage locker full of comic long boxes and much of his collection went to hospitals and orphanages overseas.

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He Can't Need The Endorsement Money That Much, Does He?

And That Is Why You Will Rule The World

AGAIN With The Body Parts, Canada?

Well it is spring where all the bodies appear when the snow melts. After the animals have their fill, they box up whatever is left and MAIL IT TO THEIR CONSERVATIVE MEMBER OF PARLIAMENT.

I think this is one occasion when I am not going to blame the raccoons. They had nothing to do with the packages but I do suspect they knew they whole thing was going down.

What kind of person or woodland creature would be mad enough to start mailing body parts?

MONTREAL — Police have confirmed that the body parts found in a Montreal neighbourhood and in packages sent to the headquarters of the Conservative Party of Canada are related cases.
The torso of a dismembered man was discovered Tuesday morning in Montreal's Cote des Neiges neighbourhood.

That same day a blood-stained package sent to the Conservative Party headquarters in Ottawa was discovered to contain a human foot.

Canada Post later discovered a second package containing a human hand.

I Understand This Magnificent Bastard Turns 47 This Friday

If I Taught In Mexico...

Do you think they would let me dress like this? I would die to have this be my 'picture day' portrait.

Wednesdays With Wonder Woman

And if you average ordinary Wonder Woman wasn't sexy enough, I thank Brother Jordan for his contribution of the following images. It's Wednesday, and all Women of Wonder are welcome.