I Have Told You People This Forever

If I didn't like my bread quickly heated up in the morning I would never own a toaster. But I never take my eyes off it. I never trusted them when I learned that if you jab them with a fork then you will be killed or it you make toast in the tub that you can be killed if the toaster falls in the water.

Suddenly I realized the cold, honest truth because I did both those things. I realized that given half a chance the toaster would kill me burn down everything I love. If this simple appliance can threaten me then how much danger am I in from big robots like vending machines, fair rides, self driving cars, terminators, cylons, cell phones and Roombas?

 

The WWN is the only newspaper that will tell you the truth.