More Useless Information About Myself

 

A- Age: 54

B- Biggest Fear: Life

C- Current Time: 4:50 PM...

D- Drink you last had: Diet Pepsi

E- Easiest Person To Talk to: Myself - I agree with all my opinions.

F- Favorite Song: The World Is Not Enough - Garbage

G- Ghosts, are they real: No, unfortunately. None of that supernatural stuff is real.

H- Hometown: Red Deer

I- In love with: No one but myself.

J- Jealous Of: People who seem to have it all figured out.

K- Killed Someone? Not enough people to be noticed.

L- Last time you cried?: Daily

M- Middle Name... : John

N- Number of Siblings: One sister.

O- One Wish... :To be recognized for my genius by the idiot mass audience.

P- Person who you last called: I don't use the phone. Mama says it's the devil.

Q- Question you're always asked: Where are your pants?"

R- Reason to smile: Thursday

S- Song last sang: Across the Universe - Fiona Apple cover

T- Time you woke up: 8 AM

U- Underwear Color: variable

V- Vacation Destination: Mars. Always get your ass to Mars.

W- Worst Habit: Again, too many to list

X- X-Rays you've had: Skull for embedded buckshot pellets.

Y- Your favorite food: Pizza

Z- Zodiac Sign: Gemini