Thursday, February 27, 2020

What? You Are Taking Medical Advice From My Mother Now?

When you outlawed beards you made me an outlaw.

People around the world may be smart to change their facial hairstyle, according to new recommendations released by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC). Since the outbreak of the novel coronavirus, also known as COVID-19, face masks and special respirators have become common accessories, protecting against contracting the disease that has infected around 81,000 people worldwide. But facial hair has now been said to cause a problem in creating the perfect barrier. Health officials have said that hair on the face can keep the exhalation valve on face masks and special respirators from working properly, according to KDVR-TV.


Debra She Who Seeks said...

It's only a matter of time until the Guvmint comes to hunt you down.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I have heard that same empty threats from Cossack Horsemen, Petty warlords, Octopus, and the Paperboys Union for years and years. But I'm still here.