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Police: Clearwater man caught masturbating tells officers he's Captain Kirk

CLEARWATER, Fla. (WFLA) - Police say a man caught masturbating at a Clearwater bus stop told them he was Captain Kirk.

Clearwater police were called to a bus stop on Gulf to Bay Boulevard around 11:20 a.m. Monday for a report of a lewd and lascivious act.

Responding officers say they found a man sitting on a bench touching himself under his shorts. In an arrest report, police noted it was "obvious" the man was masturbating.

 

When officers asked what he was doing, the man told them, "I'm scratching myself."

After the man was arrested for disorderly conduct, police asked him to identify himself.

The arrest report states the man told police his name was "James Tiberius Kirk," the full name of the fictional character Captain Kirk from Star Trek.

Police say they later discovered the man's real name is James Bundrick. The 56-year-old is now also facing a charge for providing a false name or identity to law enforcement.

Let's get one thing perfectly clear. One does not ascend to the Captaincy of a major starship in the fleet of the Federation by taking out his dick and wacking one out whenever the thought occured to him. They will let you send subordinates to their deaths but if you masterbate on the bridge you get busted down to a garbage scow. We are trying to run a Galactic Organization here. Because if you let KIRK do it, with all his other violations of things like the Prime Directive, then EVERYONE will be doing it and living in space will become intolerable.

Despite what this bus stop pervert did, I give him full respect for both the color and quality of his hair and beard. The hair looks terrific after all he just went through. I he didn't have that problem with 'scatching himself'' he could work as a high fashion model. But how do you introduce him to designers? That's my problmem here. Do we hide that fact or is that his unique cache that will guarantee attention in the fickle fashion industry? I am leaning towards telling them of his perversions after they have met him and have already shook his hand.

I Have A Wish That Should Be A Dream

I would like a special gift for my Birthday. If you are fan of this blog I would hope you would take the few minutes it would take for you to complete this task. I want everyone to go back five pages and check out those post I have done on my blog as a Birthdy gift to me. Then tell me your honest impression about why you come here in the first place and why you stay.

I have been trying lately to put out possitive suportive comments to the awesome people that I either interact with or follow on the social media. Some people who I admire or go fan-boy over have actually written back because I think they can smell my sincerity and that I am not just blowing smoke up their butts. I tell them why I think their creations are worthy or MY attention and comment. Many of them reply and it leads to further conversation. I feel like I am building people up instead of breaking them down. And I don't want anything for it. I will never meet these people. I will never date a beautiful Eastern European cosplayer but that only mades my compliment more pure, untainted and therefor of value to any artist. It's also a great way for cosplays I admire to get to recognize my name and more than a half dozen routinely write me back. Those messages still thrill me because they are people I admire. I know that is sad but it's all the real feedback and validation I get in my life.

I just wondered what people would say about my little creation if they were also interested in buidling someone up for a day - that someone being me.

You know how I love any compliment I get for my captions or my posts or my image collections or all the other ways I entertain you mutants on a daily basis. Trust me. It's not the flood of love that I thought it would be. I think if I was a prettier person with a webcam from my bedroom that I would have greater impact on this world and that is not right. The Cave of Cool is unique and it has Pop Cutural signifigance even though THEM MAN works hard to surpress that knowlege.

So why this elaborate intro? Well this Friday is my 53rd Birthday. I lived past 52 and many a Shaman from a dozen religions told me that was an impossibility. For that achievment I would like any fan of this site to read through five pages of my archives. Then come backl here and tell me of all the reasons you enjoyed the experience. Dont be a dick or don't comment. I want your love and your genuine honesty about what you think I do to make your life a little better if I ever had.

If you can't do it for me. Do it for GOOM. GOOM needs some validation. I mean LOOK AT HIM!! It would totally put a smile on GOOM'S face if you put your hearts into it. I thank you with Peace and Love my Brothers and Sisters. Oh and it you just remain silent and give this the brush off? I will know to re-evaluate your page and see if you are of interest to me anymore. I don't have any friends in my real life so this kind of possitive attention, even if I pathetically have to beg for it, is good enough for me.

 

Well This Is An Unfortunate Cover.What, No Room For OJ?

 

What The Fuck Did I Just Watch?

Can't we all just SHARE the gold? Why all the pent up anger? These people need to unplug from their devices for a solid long weekend. That might calm things down round that ghost town. With all that said the poster is fantastic. Reminds me of neo-western noir from Italy in the 60s.

"We Have To Keep That Wakanda Stuff On The Down-low."

Japanese Spider-Man

Tim over at Hero Press did a post today about one of the coolest variations on the concept of Spider-Man. Only the Japanese people would look at one of the most perfect characters and think it would be improved with the addition of a giant robot. You gotta love them for that. When I first got online at the school I would stay after school and look up things that I had always had an interest in and Japanese Spider-Man was near the top of that list. I had heard about this mutant variation but you really have to see it to believe it. It can proudly stand with the other giant robot shows that Japan loves to create and still keep a lot of what makes Spider-Man so great.

https://heropresstwo.blogspot.com/2018/05/the-gadgets-of-japans-1970s-spider-man.html

On The Next Very Special Episode Of The Love Boat

 

Cosplay This Week

 

From To Kill A Mockingbird

One of the great scenes in movie history and one I have committed to memory. I would love to deliver that speech about how 'Bob Yule FELL on his knife' on the stage. Such a great movie and this scene gets me every damn time. You see a racist man find his humanity which gives us all hope that people (other than Trump and Roseanne) can see the truth about the races. We are ALL passangers on Starship Earth and we need to find a way to be kinder to each other. No one is better than anyone else. Character is what separates the good people from the bad ones.

It's Basically Pet Food For Humans But It's SO Good

 

And it comes with crackers.

 

Wednesdays With Wonder Woman