Tuesday, December 15, 2015

Knowing What You Know About Me, Do I Have This Coming??

 
You are so full of shit! Why do you behave so abominably and try to run people off? I purposely started conversing with you because you were interesting and funny but this self absorption and self pity is a real drag. I may not be as intelligent as you but I have a brother with an I Q that is off the charts. He reads at least a book a day plays and designs computer games and has a photographic memory and has read the entire set of the Britanicas and can tell you what volume and page info is on. He is agoraphobic has no friends never married and you can only talk to him at his house. But you know what he never puts others down is basically happy and glad to see you. He doesn't feel sorry for himself or whine . Maybe you could learn something from him. If I want to feel bad I have plenty on my plate to do so . I have terminal COPD but I haven't given up and I improve. I have no money and my sister helps me pay my bills .I have a new grandson and have never seen him and probably won't for some time. I could whine and bitch but who wants to hear that crap. Get a grip Calvin, be thankful for what you do have and let the shit go.

The truth is that I haven't changed my attitude or my level of bitching in quite some time. Or am I wrong and I have become even more bitter and jaded and annoying and apparently disgusting that even I believed? What did I say to provoke this response. This was the conversation prior.
 
 What happened to this happy Calvin in the last two years?
 
Calvin Heighton That's not me and Calvin was never happy. That's a myth. Like the Unicorn or a sane Republican.
 
First of all this person thought the guy in the image was me when CLEARLY in ALL my captions it is the animal that ALWAYS talks. Her message was in reaction to my memory caption.
 
That was all I said and I got blasted. ME? I like to think I am supportive to those who are my friends and ruthless to the stupidity of the hillbilly. I do so hate them because they get shot by their PETS and their TODDLERS because they have no business having so many guns. I rant about the inequities in the world and my own pain, which is real.

Trust me. I would like to see anyone live a life of loneliness for 50 years and come out of it as sane as I am. I feel the pain of the world. I suffer being alone. Imagine if you had NO ONE to love you with all your faults and stupid conversations. They just love you. Then imagine not having them and you get a tenth of my pain. It's like some sick Greek play. So don't tell ME that you know my pain and can diagnose me with your balloon juice. Oh and then you like a comedy piece I post. WTF? Who is really the crazy one here?? Have I ever pretended to be anything other than a miserable son-of-a-bitch??
 

7 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Dear Commenter -- I can confirm that Cal has been a miserable son-of-a-bitch for all the years I've been reading his blog. It's kinda part of his charm. Sometimes I suspect he has his tongue firmly in his cheek and other times I know he doesn't. He tries not to let his ennui overwhelm all his posts though, so I just try to cut him some slack. Without Cal, where else could I get my fix of goofy captioned animal photos?

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

YEH...thank you Wilma.

Unknown said...

Peace out Cal. I wish you all the best for all the effort that you put here, but we just see life a little too differently. I believe people when they say who they say they are, and well...well you know.
Thanks for all the pretty pictures and the cat funnies, but I'm out.
I highly recommend The Leftovers, esp. season 2.
My final post.

DrGoat said...

Don't quite know what to say. Debra said it pretty good.
You are what you are and same with me and everyone else.
Would that I could wave my magic wand and give everyone
what they deserve. That would be nice. Hey, I've got copd from being an idiot and smoking since 1968 too so, sorry dude with genius brother.



Unknown said...

Honestly, I'm sorry. I see his point. You vacillate between hostility and complaining a lot more than you did when I began reading. It would do you well, I think, to get out of the house more, and blog a little less. I think the blog, and peoples reaction to same mean a lot more to you than is healthy.

Also, I will point out that if life consistently disappoints you and all your friendships end in rancorous fallings-out, that your approach to people might be part of the issue.

Again, I REALLY like you, and I like your blog, but this lashing out when called on your shitty attitude is infantile.

Dr. Theda said...

We tend to agree with most All of your opinions ...
and think you should be allowed speak your mind, good Sir...!!!!

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Thanks for having the courage to tell me like it is. I guess I didn't realize what a pain in the ass I really was. You are right. It's my own fault I have few friends. On the other hand it IS my blog and I can write anything I want but I appreciate knowing that I crossed the line. Sorry for those I have lost because of my attitude but I can only be me and I am sorry that for some people that is not good enough.