Quess Which Color I Live In

 

"Environment Canada forecasting "Extreme" risk (4/4) of a tornado, up to pool-ball hail & damaging wind gusts today, July 27

Area(s): Central and northern.
Timing: Afternoon to overnight.
Threats: Risk of a tornado, 4-6 cm hail, wind gusts over 90 km/h in central Alberta. 2-4 cm hail in northeast Alberta."

Of course it must be worse than a tornado because they don't actually draw a tornado like we know it to look like. Instead we got the coiled spring. Very meta and more than stupid. The tornado (I am sorry, the coiled spring) turned out to be nothing.