"It just doesn't seem real. But KC promised me it would be okay. If this is all a lie, and in the end I am standing there looking like a dumbass? I well tear every door off it's FUCKING HINGES on my way out of this MOTHERFUCKER!I will absolutely rip these bitches to shreds. I will lose my mind. I swear, on everything that's holy that they will regret it."
Sam - Big Brother.
HOLY SHIT that is the best Big Brother moment ever. I wish I could share the video of it with you. EPIC EPIC moment. She will do it too. She has choked many a possum to death and she is not bluffing in the slightest. You have to hear it with the Alabama accent. GOLD! She reminds me of Squirrel Girl.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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