Sunday, August 11, 2019

Headlines This Week

 
There are NO accidents.
 
 
Yeh, this seems about right.
 
 
White girls at the club.
A tale as old as time.
 
 
Great. Now you've made your little rich hunting poor move notorious, thus even more desirable. What if the hero was a black woman? A black man? A Latino of either sex? Why would they hunt a pretty white girl?? It's such fantasy and not good fantasy at all because it creates a dangerous narrative in a country awash in guns.
 
 
 These look good but only if other people make them for me. They look like a lot of effort for two bite 'burgers'. In the same time I can fry a big burger with an egg and all this other stuff but avocado. I don't get it. Onion....and hot mustard and ketchup and mayo.
 
 
Yeh, this seems about right.
Good police work, Lou.
 

2 comments:

DrGoat said...

Well, a giant spider eating a bat seems to be the most normal thing in this post. The more people on this planet, the more morons. It's just statistics I guess.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Why don't we make more of these bat eating and spread them only over the white house.