Monday, December 30, 2019

Headlines This Week

Of course he would. I would say he would hammer the nails himself but he doesn't like to do manual labor. He would high some illegal immigrant to do the carpentry work for him.

Sure, why not?
How can a guy see to drive with a crustacean on his car?

Sure, why not again.
How does an eel up your bum make you shit?
Actually if an eel swam up my butt, I would shit myself.
Sorry, don't ask questions to which you already know the answer.

I guess he beat President Obama again.
Aren't you happy your taxes are going to something worthwhile?

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