Even In A Pandemic It's Still A Bad Idea To Champion This Look

My pelvis MAY love them but the people at the mall will hate them so much and be so enraged as to commit homicide lest this look catches on. We have to end it with these two trendsetters and we forget this who look ever was experimented with and move on with our lives. This is not the time for such radical change in men's fashion. Plus this look favors the slender gentleman. What about the husky man? Who is dressing him but sport teams?