Just like I don't have enough to worry about. The combination of Crystal Light and tap water is going to cause me to glow in the dark any day now. I should just go back to cola.
My doctor told me to NEVER look up medical stuff on the internet. One time I was convinced I had chlamydia based on the internet. He laughed for about 2 straight minutes!
I don't even know why I go to my doctor because I do all the diagnosing of my symptoms. I swear if I had his perscription pad I wouldn't need anyone. You are right about the internet though. It's too easy to think I am terminal. You own experience is a good life lesson for me to follow.f
And how do you know you DIDN'T have chlamydia? He might have been laughing because you nailed it.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
7 comments:
Glow in the dark? What a turn-on! Wink.
xoRobyn
Agreed, we take all sorts of nasties to stay fit and end up with something much worse.
Don't believe everything you read on teh interwebz.
But but...the interwebz is where me find all my kitties. Are you suggesting there is a dark side to all this bounty?
My doctor told me to NEVER look up medical stuff on the internet. One time I was convinced I had chlamydia based on the internet. He laughed for about 2 straight minutes!
I don't even know why I go to my doctor because I do all the diagnosing of my symptoms. I swear if I had his perscription pad I wouldn't need anyone. You are right about the internet though. It's too easy to think I am terminal. You own experience is a good life lesson for me to follow.f
And how do you know you DIDN'T have chlamydia? He might have been laughing because you nailed it.
Aspertame makes me very sick. I must be overly sensitive to it. I have heard it does cause brain tumors. Go back to coke.
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