Thursday, May 25, 2017

My Life With The Baroness

We were just talking about how clean she is and suddenly it's hairball and puke time. She only eats ONE kind of dry food. No wet. Clean water. She doesn't beg or have an interest in human food so it was not her diet that made her sick. She is very clean. Spotless in fact. Same sized poop and pee each day. Once a day.

She also had started sitting with my Mother and not with me while we are watching TV. That is just downright contempt. 'Even The Cat Hates Me' would be the title of my autobiography.



Debra She Who Seeks said...

She probably just likes the same TV shows as your Mom. And besides, the Baroness sleeps with you at night, you said. So she's just trying to be fair to both humans in the house!

DrGoat said...

True, she must divide her attention to rule properly. One never knows which way the wind blows. It's hairball season at our house too.