Sunday, July 9, 2017

From The Record Collection Of Cool

WTF Cal? I know your Mother bought it and listened to it all those years ago in Germany but damn, you KEPT IT when you should have burned it after washing it down with holy water and gasoline. Heino is the devil but all the ladies love him in the same way that they loved Rasputin. This is what pop music would look like if Hitler had won the war. I have it. I am looking at it but I can't bring myself to play it. What if I become seduced by HEINO? He's broken lesser men than I. Freakin nightmare fuel. That's what this is. No way it's a GOOD thing to see him show up at your door with all those roses. Would you let this many into your apartment ladies? Suddenly Calvin looks pretty good to you doesn't he when compared with a night with Heino. Heino gets flagged by spell check. How the hell does Spell Check NOT know about Heino? It's all very strange.



Debra She Who Seeks said...

This post made me laugh like hell.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

It wasn't meant to be funny. That is the worst part of it.